I fell asleep on the subway tonight coming home from work. I didn't even know I was tired- one second I was leaned back with my eyes closed, by the next stop I was like, hey, I think I'm falling asleep, and all of a sudden, I was waking up just in time to get off at my stop two stops down. The total amount of time I was asleep was probably less than 10 minutes, but who knows really? They could have taken a detour to the moon; I wouldn't have known. Or more likely, someone could've snatched my purse. Thankfully it all turned out alright. It really was a great nap, I woke up feeling very fresh and alive. So I went to a candy stand and bought a bag of Sugar Babies. Mmmmmm, candy.

Amazing how even with a nap and a bag of candy, I'm still tired enough now to go to bed. But I am! I'm old. Do you know I noticed a month or two ago that my non-existent booty is starting to sag? I kid you not. We are on the downhill slope, people. Although that may be less getting old and more not having time to get to the gym the way I did during unemployment. Unemployment has some drawbacks, but all the free time is not one of them.