Ok, let's play a game. It's called- Does This Mean Something? I'm going to show you something someone wrote me, and you're going to tell me- is this person trying to tell me something particular, or were they just shooting from the hip randomly?

I e-mailed this boy that I loved in high school- he was a senior, I was a junior, and he definitely knew I had a crush on him, because his senior year, he jumped out of a box for me for V-Day as a practical joke sort of thing. I had e-mailed him, and he didn't respond for like a month- but I finally got a response a few days ago, saying my e-mail had been in his spam folder, and how was I, and he was sorry he had missed me the last time I was in town. So, ANYWAY, I wrote a response e-mail "Yea, I'm doing good, blah blah blah", and then a few days later, I had gotten my Thanksgiving ticket, so I e-mailed him the dates I would be home, telling him we absolutely had to hang out, and oh, by the way, was he single? This is the resopnse I get (and please note, his writing might make him sound stiff, but in real life he's a hilariously funny, smart charasmatic guy- just gobs of personality):

Almost twenty two years of age! Great Cesar’s Ghost! Well, I shall endeavor to prepare for your much anticipated arrival in November. I will of course clear my schedule to hang out with the afore mentioned, “pal.” I am in fact single at this current juncture. I’ve had superb taste in female selection over the past three years if I do say so myself. Yes well, in any case…

Does This Mean Something?, or am I just looking for anything to think about other than my midterms? Come on, scholars, help a neurotic sister out.