I'm having one of those life moments where everywhere you go, there is a minor annoyance. And it's like, as you move from place to place, you forget the other annoyances, but soon you realize that you're annoyed all the time, and you have to take stock of what is going on.

In my room, I'm like, why is this place so dirty? I have nowhere to put anything, and I wish I had the money to afford real furniture, but instead I sleep on a mattress on the floor, and right now I'm so poor, the laundry is piling up in the basket and I can't wash it.

In the bathroom, I'm like, why is this place so dirty? I wish I had the energy to clean it, but I don't. I wish the drains would drain properly. I have no money for that drain cleaner garbage.

In the kitchen, I'm like, why do I not have any food? Why have I not been properly hungry for days? And why is my roommate proposing a dishwashing schedule, when all she really wants is to nag me to death?

In the living room, I'm like, why do we not have an apartment that actually looks nice? How hard would it really be? And why is my roommate driving me *crazy* by being a crab every single minute of every single day?

In Spanish, I'm like, why does my Spanish class friend follow me around, I hope he doesn't fall in love with me, although I think he kind of has, but I'm going to ignore it and hope it goes away.

In Sexual Diversity, I'm like, why is the professor such a bitch? She's smart and all, but geesh.

In the American Musical, I'm like, why does the professor have an inability to listen in discussion (and the amazing ability to talk straight, without breaks, in a 2 hr 40 min class)?

In Senior Honors Thesis, I'm like, why am I here? Why did I not quit when I had the chance? I can't believe I have to write a proposal for a project I'm not doing just to get credit for this joke a class.

With Male Friend #1, I'm like, why are you such a prick? Yea, I wanted you once upon a time. Long long ago. But that was the past. I just *love* how you love to bring it up, as though to rub it in about what a big player you are or whatever.

With Male Friend #2, I'm like, why are you complaining about girls all the time? It's getting *really* old, especially since you get more girls then anyone I know, if only in the short term.

For job #1, I'm like, why have I not gotten paid yet? I am so poor- I have a total of $10.

For job #2, I'm like, why are all the people that work here so juvenile whenever they get together? And why have they now started a group e-mail to continue the "fun", so I have to get random e-mails about all sorts of gross things?

I think the only places I am happy are: the subway, my African Dance class, and my internship. And my dog makes me happy, because she is so simple- Feed Me. Pet Me. Play With Me. And I will get excited everytime you come home and fall asleep on your lap while you write boring diary entries- "woooooooooooe is me, i haaaaaate the world, blaaaaaaah blah blah." Woof woof.