I want to elaborate a little more on what I said last week about my disappointment in not becoming Suzy Homemaker now that I'm unemployed. This is beginning to feel like one of those valuable life lessons that I better grasp now, lest I miss the opportunity. I really truly thought that having more free time in my life would magically turn me into a different person. And it didn't. I thought my habits would magically change. And they didn't. Are you getting what I'm saying here, people? If you're waiting for some big life change to change your life, it's not going to. You'll still be the same person you always were after it's over. AHHHHHHHHHHH. How annoying. How strange. How comforting. Anyway, spread the word, because I'd love it if people would stop asking me if my house is really clean now that I'm unemployed. It's not. It's in exactly the same state it would be in if I were still employed, except that there's a box of stuff from my old company and a lot of papers from the DOL adding some extra clutter to the mix.