Today is M's birthday! Happy birthday M! We are off to have his annual birthday meal at Chipotle, and do whatever else the birthday boy feels like doing on his LAST BIRTHDAY AS A SINGLE MAN. Mwa ha ha ha.

My sister just found me some wedding shoes on eBay, bless her heart (I had been having trouble finding something I liked). I've never bought shoes online. It totally freaks me out- I have wide feet, and a lot of shoes are too narrow for me. We'll see. I told her if they don't fit, I'm going to come to her house and beat her over the head with them. Just kidding, I'll return them (wouldn't have bought them if the place didn't have a return policy). And send Twinkie to her house to dispense the punishment.