I'm back! Did you miss me? I missed you. I got my pool time, my room service time, and my TV time. I watched Grey's Anatomy kill off all their characters, and an episode of America's Funniest Home Videos that made me howl with laughter. HOWL I SAY. I was sitting there next to M, hyperventilating, and every time I caught my breath, I would say, I'm so embarrassed that I'm enjoying this. And then some dog would run into a kid or some old lady would fall over and BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAH. It's the little things, people. There was good church stuff this weekend, too, I promise, but I won't bore you with the details.