I've watched far too much "Sex and the City". I know all the episodes backwards and forwards. I can pick out all the little inconsistencies. And the big ones. Like when Carrie runs into Aidan on the street and is surprised, OMG, that he's married with a baby. But wouldn't she have heard about that through Miranda, since Steve and Aidan are business partners? Come on. That part always drives me crazy. I can barely stand season 5 Carrie, she's an idiot all over, right down to her SHOCK that a train trip from NYC to LA isn't all fun and glamour. She goes to the wedding of that guy she thinks is gay after swearing it up and down all episode, and then to his face she's all, kiss kiss I believe your love is real. She gives Samantha this whole speech about how women her age are covering up- puhleeeeeease, like Carrie Bradshaw ever covered up anything in her life. A real woman that annoying wouldn't have any friends, much less 3.

Just got confirmation via the Department of Labor website on something I already suspected- my unemployment benefits are set to run out at the end of the calendar year (unless they change the guidelines again, which is very possible). That's not very far away. Feeling a little anxious about that. "A little" ahahahahahahaha. I'm over here writing outlandish escape plots. MAYBE I COULD JOIN THE CIRCUS OR BECOME A FARMER OR BAKE CUPCAKES FOR A LIVING. Or be a farming, baking clown? Everyone needs multiple talents in this economy.