So the reason I couldn't stay out all night on Sunday boozing it up is that I GOT A JOB. Yes, after all those months, I'm back to work. It's a temp-to-perm position at a big school in town. I have a desk, an office, a door- I even got a key to that door today! Three days in and I'm already moving up.

Now I need new clothes. NEW CLOTHES. My work-ready wardrobe is sad. You're talking to a girl who worked mostly at home for years. Think I can get away with wearing a rotation of grey bathrobes to the office every day? Mmmmm, probably not. Although maybe with a nice belt and a pair of black pumps.... no, no. Thankfully, this is a great time in America to need clothes. I've been getting coupons left and right from stores desperate to sell me sassy new outfits at rock bottom prices. They started coming my first day back to work- how did they know? Is it possible major retail outlets are reading this blog? If so: Hi! I'm a cute girl! Give me free clothes! I promise to model them well!