We finally got our tickets to Florida for Christmas. This is way late for us- the past few years, we're booked in August, September. But those were years we had jobs and understood our holiday schedules. This year, we had to wait and see what our job situation was going to look like, and here it is. I always look forward to my Christmas in the sun!

I forgot to summarize Halloween for you. Here's our award-winning costume- yes, we won the "Pestilence" category at the Four Horseman party we attended. Nothing is more dangerous than PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. And here are the lovely drag queens I fell in love with. Seriously, you should've seen Diana Ross make her entrance. I was like DAMN THAT GIRL IS SO PRETTY I WISH I LOOKED LIKE HER AND NOT LIKE A BANANA. Then I was like, ha, that's a dude. My dream woman is a dude. Throw in an "and vice versa", and that's basically the story of my life in a nutshell.